And, we’re back! I’ve got to say, I’m super proud of everyone for NOT tweeting a joke about how the real Golden Globes are someone’s balls.
made this vid awhile ago but just realized it’s short enough to upload to twitter so check it out ! it is about being an atm mechanic. directed by Mary Clare Plaschke pic.twitter.com/K61jS7M2Ef
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) January 2, 2019
i can just look at a girl and tell u if she wore converse w her homecoming dress
— i need a man i’m 5’7 (@playnikes) January 6, 2019
Lil Wyte is one of the only honorable white rappers just on the virtue that he solely raps about taking opiates and drunk driving
— Idea God: The Mind General (@ByYourLogic) January 5, 2019
Excuse me miss, do you have a moment to check out our SoundCloud? pic.twitter.com/HwUWNSQqZS
— eye roll extravaganza (@lonelychugger) January 5, 2019
Everyone else is waiting on an apology from Kevin Hart about his homophobic remarks but I’m waiting on an apology from Kevin Hart for starring in Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword pic.twitter.com/3vgYFVdWZn
— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) January 5, 2019
thats how i feel inside https://t.co/jreRCYcd8Z
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) January 4, 2019
At a bar and this dog just started playing R Kelly???? pic.twitter.com/J2I5jK0BZU
— Melinda Kashner (@kashnerd) January 6, 2019
Just realized I’m gonna die someday. What the fuck is this shit
— Joe tullar (@joetullar123456) January 6, 2019
A Star is Born (2018) pic.twitter.com/K4GbzeECGB
— Hutch Harris (@InstantAnxiety) January 7, 2019
You weren’t on set with those other bitches.
— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) January 7, 2019
The best way to deal with abuse from trolls online is to hate yourself much more than they ever possibly could
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) January 7, 2019
ok honestly? r kelly acting like he’s never heard of Dave Chappelle is fucking HILARIOUS pic.twitter.com/TqJdu5XHc6
— AshleyRay Grande (@arayyay) January 6, 2019
i’ve never seen a family with a stronger P.E. teacher gene https://t.co/0XGAr7jdtS
— josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) January 5, 2019
Fuckin Stranger Things kid wanna tell me what kinda fuckin internet to use motherfucker you are a child I am a grown man I will beat your fuckin ass get the hell outta here you little punk.
— David Tveite (@tveitprivilege) January 6, 2019
“HOOD COWBOY BEBOP” pic.twitter.com/p49j7d2kRX
— KING VADER (@kingvader) January 4, 2019
They just shouldn’t do any awards shows this year. “sorry, the movies weren’t good enough this year, do better next year”
— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) January 7, 2019
sometimes i just like tweets for no reason. i don’t even read them, i just jab my stupid finger on the heart. nothing changes. nothing will ever change
— Official Enya VEVO (@nachdermas) January 3, 2019